My friends Dan and Tori are getting married in October up in Maine - in my hometown of Rockland, no less. I am really excited to go - it's not going to be your standard cookie-cutter affair.
Why not, you ask? Because the bride and groom-to-be argued about a DJ - he wanted one, she didn't - but what finally clinched it? Dan said that they could play "Dirty Water" by the Standells as their introduction.
They really, really love the Red Sox, you see.
The bride has also attempted to convince the groom to walk down the aisle to the dulcet strains of "Crazy Train" by the Ozzman himself, but the groom (sadly) was not convinced.
Too bad! I've never seen lasers at a wedding ceremony before.